With all the talk about recession, bailouts, and the credit crisis, people everywhere are wishing there was some sort of quick fix.

Always willing to lend a hand, Winstanley Partners has answered the call with its latest promotional item, the Economic Stimulus Spray.

While the product itself may not do much for the economy, Winstanley has hit upon a unique way to spread its message, as well as lighten the mood a bit in offices across the country.

The 2009 Economic Stimulus Spray arrives shrink-wrapped and emblazoned with promises such as ‘makes everyone feel better – for a few seconds’ and ‘smells like hope.’

In addition, the packaging directs recipients to a companion Web site, economyspray.com, where just by typing in a URL, virtually any site can be ‘stimulated.’ The interface allows the user to create a storm of floating dollar bills, add a top hat to an existing photo, or give a blog’s masthead a little bit of bling, just to name a few tricks that are part of a larger ‘Economic Stimulus Toolbox.’

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. But give it a try anyway.