That’s the subject of a direct mail piece that we at Winstanley Associates are sending out this week to prospective clients. Yes, it’s a bit out there, but so are we, so we really think it’s fitting!

Here are some highlights:

Nothing included
Nothing will make you happy
There’s nothing like it
Nothing to fear
Nothing bad
Nothing good
Nothing better
Nothing worse
There’s nothing on the back to do

And then the message:
When you have something to say, we’re experts at getting your message to the right people. From unavoidable direct mail (aren’t you holding a package of nothing?!) to electronic solutions, web films, custom software, online games, television ads and everything from traditional media through unique solutions and placements, there’s nothing we can’t do. Nothing left to say.

We’re expecting nothing from this whole thing, of course! We’ll keep you posted.